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Feb 1st

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okay so I’ve gotten past the shock and denial, pain and the guilt, and now I’m just fucking pissed off. Cool the stages of grief are real :-)

Jan 31st

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How fucking awesome would it be if I had a fake...

Jan 31st

I remember the first time I tried hydro. I was going around my room cleaning and shit and I did a horrrrrrible job. Then I tried to go to sleep but my heart was beating so rapidly that I thought I was dying. Then I finally fell asleep. This has been a very pointless post. Farewell!

Jan 31st

my legs are soft as fuck.

Jan 31st

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I'm cool casual datin', but your booty's callin'...

cutthisbitch: BOOTIES FO’ BREAKFAST. I’m going to die of laughter

Jan 31st

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Yeah, ill be your daddy. Get in the van

cutthisbitch: what do I do? roll. I’m all up in that shit like it’s fuckin camel toe. olsen twins on my dick like it’s a stripper pole. Kelli what are you doing…..? KJASDFJHGFJK this is very entertaining please don’t stop

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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I’m really sorry that you just got dumped but I can’t sit here and tell you how great you are and how everything is going to be okay. I have homework to do. wow I’m a bitch sucks

Jan 31st

Anonymous asked: Ever been infatuated with the opposite sex so much that you couldn't eat/sleep/ focus on anything? :-)

Jan 31st

Anonymous asked: ever been in love?

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”

– Sigmund Freud (via chronicmisanthropy)

Jan 31st

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In class pretending like I give a shit.

Jan 31st

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Jan 31st

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forabitchlikethis-deactivated20 asked: the cray cray's took my phone and car and computer :(
im only on cause im doing "speech" stuff

Jan 31st

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That’s why I don’t expect things anymore. When you expect things too much, you set yourself up for disappointment. Who the fuck wants to be disappointed all the time? Maybe other people do, but I’m fucking done with believing in shit that isn’t going to happen. Fuck it. I just can’t care anymore. It’s too stressful and anxiety provoking and I’m sick of...

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Anonymous asked: do you have a bf?

Jan 30th

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Dad's home.

My week long party is over :-(

Jan 30th

some guy that I follow on here was in my dream last night.

Jan 30th

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I just want a big bucket of Cocoa Pebbles.

Not a bowl. A fucking bucket.

Jan 30th

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I think everyone I know was fucked up last night. Possibly.

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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I don’t even know what’s gonna happen tonight hahaha. Hopefully Mariah will get her hair done soon :)

Jan 29th

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Damn today sucks what the hell. I wanna go back to sleep now please.

Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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I had a dream that I was walking somewhere and I saw a turtle. I wanted the turtle so I chased it on the road but it was like fucking going at light speed so it like zoomed up a tree and I never got to have him :’( Then I woke up and my dog licked my face.

Jan 29th

When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...

Everyone who believes this is fucking stupid :’) Oxytocin plays a role in female reproduction, not trust exercises. OKAY.

Jan 29th

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